I want to watch someone seductively eat a bowl of cereal.
do you ever see something and think "wow. that is violently american”
You mean like glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburgers?
PYT in Philly does this.
They also deep fry slices of Pepperoni Pizza and use them as buns for a specialty burger.
But they also have alcoholic milkshakes so they make up for it.